Blogophilia 5.4 – A Crazy Twist of Fate
Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman! It is time for another edition of America’s best loved game show… Family Feud. With your new host, Charlie Sheen! Let’s have a warm round of appreciation… Stand up and clap. Cut.
Director: Let’s just keep moving, Don. We’ll use stock footage for the audience on this one. Audience, you can file out.
Charlie: Welcome everybody. Today is a great day for a winner like me. I can do more hosting than any two and a half men could.
Director: Charlie, keep to the script. Stay focused.
Charlie: Let’s meet our contestants. This week is a celebrity challenge and we have a team from the unreleased movie Zodiac facing off with and all-star ensemble from the movie Kaleidoscope. Starting with Zodiac, David II. Producer, Director and author of the new bestseller See Mankato on Ten Bucks a Day. Welcome to the show. Who do you have with you today.
David II: Sallon Newlove, producer and author of The Woman Behind the Green Diaries of Sallon Newlove.
Charlie: Shall we have a kiss? Mwah. You ever need to a place to crash, just stay with me and my girlfriends.
Director: Charlie, stay focused on the show.
Charlie: And then Tyler Myrth. A choreographer who specializes in tap dancing? Fascinating I’m sure. Let’s move on. D. J. Myke, a record producer from Tennessee who has just released a new Metal Goth CD set called The Best Damn Goth Banjo Picking from Austin City Limits. Far out album, but needs more cowbell. Just speaking as a winner to a winner. And it appears the last member of the team is a bear? Is this thing dead?
David II: That is Zodiac, I’ve hypnotized him for your protection. SGI’s Lissa and the Falcon are standing by as expert in dangerous animal control, just in case.
Charlie: OK, now to the Kaleidoscope team. Sassy Sue is the producer. Can you introduce your team for us?
Sue: We have directors Clint Eastwood and Ron Howard. My client, screenwriter Ruggi.
David II: Objection! Charlie, Ruggi was our screenwriter. He never wrote Kaleidoscope.
Charlie: Ruggi, it says here your favorite sports are football, which I guess you mean soccer, and farmer golf?
Ruggi: Yes, Charlie. And the Tour de France.
Charlie: Well, he can stay on Sue’s team. I like Dutch soccer myself. Wish that damn octopus would have selected them. And the last member of Kaleidoscope is Christopher, another government employee?
Christoper: I handled the movie permit for my town on Kaleidoscope.
Charlie: Well then let’s get this feud started!
Ruggi: You were supposed to mention I am writing a docu-drama on skid row. Honey, I Shrunk the Skids.
Zodiac: Roar.
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Director: What caused the bear to go berserk?
The Falcon: We used honey as a hypnotic trigger to attack on the movie. Don’t use the word around Zodiac.
Director: He seems to be stuck with his big, fat belly in the stage trapdoor.
Lissa: That is a crazy twist of fate, we hid pots of honey under the stage. Where is our assistant, Robin? Christopher, Robin, can we free this bear from being stuck?
Blogophilia 5.4 Topic: “A Crazy Twist of Fate”
Bonus Points:
(Hard, 2pts):Mention 3 Sports
(Easy, 1pt):Use Tap Dancing
Final date to post: April 5th, 2011 GMT midnight
Final date to post ALL GUESSES: April 2nd, 2011 GMT midnight
David II ~ Just a Dream? 
Actually I heard charlie pissed off an audince in Detroit but not in Chicago – in Detroit they threw Ostrich eggs at him
you have a one track mind don’t you ?
I wanna hear Myke’s tunes !!! More cowbell yep yep (LMAO)
clint and ron – no no no How did Chris get into the mix ??
The vid is for Myke
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html
Getting hit by an Ostrich eggs would hurt. I’m guessing he is still acting strange, I saw some of his interviews from last month. Scary.
no comment n the vid ??
Silly David – I am too lovable to dislike
That skit is hilarious.
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So good to see you writing again. Chuckled my way through this. I miss the blogophilia gang sending hugs
Lori… I keep hinting that you can put up a free blog here at WordPress. Boomer doesn’t allow people to read and comment without joining. And you are missed… Sending double hugs back! 🙂
Ruggi is a complete turncoat. (Of course hanging out with Sue is probably fun) I may have to burn my camelhair carpets in protest.
You bet it’s fun !! David is just an old crank curmudgeon !!
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Ruggi is all about Ruggi. Poor impulse control has never had a better spokesman. *shaking head in rage* But damn, he is a tough competitor on the Feud…
Well I am going to dye my camelhair carpets a different color than Utrecht orange.
LOL Winning! Good one David. There are so many places to go with Sheen that you just cant go wrong. Winning! Nice work on the writing too.
Wendy
Sheen has created quite a public persona. Great to see you back writing with the group again. 🙂
Now I was hoping that the bear would take on Sheen, with his Adonis DNA and tiger blood it could have been close match. LOL Love the smiles you give out, so glad you wrote this week.
Wow… I think you were scolding me about using bears and Tyler. But it is OK to chew up Charlie? Hmmm Well, congratulations our jacket leader. I’ll ponder on it. Would be entertaining. 🙂
Now that is the perfect trigger word! Silly Ruggs had to go and say it. 😀
Awesome trigger word selection. And a word to the wise… don’t wear a Bruins jersey around Zodiac. Or a bearskin coat.
Ooo…even one of the 8 spoked B shirts, or is it just the ones with the Bear on it? 😀
Maybe we should think of a new trigger word? Something like saltybanana? What do you think?
Yes Lissa, it is a good thing to learn from experience. I doubt Ruggi would ever say saltybanana. Makes it foolproof. *nodding*
I also like the idea of Goth Banjo Picking , I want to hear some 😀
You would not believe the amount of hate mail I have been receiving on this series, since my little slip of the tongue, regarding BJing The Bear. I will never be able to look at another jar of honey again. Sheesh!
Well I have a pilot proposal to the networks for a new BJ and the Bear series. Using Zodiac and a classic 70s Peterbilt… We need an actor though. And lots of honey. Don’t be wimping out on jars of honey, I can’t do it all myself.
Here is the re-mix of Fat Boy Slim’s “Weapon of Choice” featuring some unknown phenom dancer. Note: Tyler choreographed all these steps. This boy got more moves than Ex-Lax.
You have the most amazing ability to find new videos. The choreography screams Tyler… Screams are a theme that come to mind hahaha. 🙂
Uh-huh… 5th one down on the page. Look for the dog…
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=christopher+walken+dancing+fat+boy+slim&aq=3
It worked, I did have to view it one Youtube. I don’t know why with such expert choreography they need to keep it kind of secret. *puzzled looks*
As always, a fun read there David!
Thanks Thom, the wrap party is canceled do the bear mishap. Hey, we should have used a Thomcat instead. 🙂
LOL! I think Christopher, Robin are over trying to cheer up Eyore because his show, ‘The Galapagos Donkeys’ was preempted by yours…just sayin!
Don’t Pooh Pooh this hahaha. I was wondering if Christopher, Robin was too obscure?
No…I saw it, but I was too caught up with the trigger word. 😀
Hmm. a bit presumptious of you to think that you can cut it this close and get away with it, don’t you think? 🙂 8 points Earthling! 🙂
Thanks Marvin… yep, I almost had this qualify for this week’s topic as well 🙂
Phew, I need to look around outside FB a bit more it seems. Run into the most intriguing bits on here! And yesss, soccer is great! But I do wish that damn octopus had favoured us for the grand finale… *sigh*
The first job in getting Dutch soccer to its peak is to handle that octopus. Focus! And as to your writing credits… well, lots of writers kind of pad their resumes. Kaleidoscope’s writer indeed. *disbelieving snort*